As Obama calls for immediate wage fairness for US females and McCain finds out that women actually have jobs, the United Kingdom has established the lofty goal of pay equity between the genders by the year 2195.
"England will not rest until we enter the 23rd century with gender equal pay!": announced the Fairness for the Fairer Sex Secretary Justine Levelfeld.
Details of the long term plan for correcting the wage disparity include servant-master and John- whore pay subsidies. The ladies of the night can expect a pay bump over the next century or as can the kitchen scullions, chamber maids and cocksuckers.