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Friday, 19 September 2008

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Plans are being put in place for a dissolution of the Labour-led British government, and the formation of an emergency committee to run the country led by TV funnymen the Chuckle Brothers.

Barry and Paul Elliot, of Rotherham, are two comedians best known for their work on Children's television. Their work centres around slapstick comedy and visual gags, along with numerous silly catchphrases.

Beleaguered Prime Minister Gordon Brown has agreed to step down, and the government has said it will move aside, in light of the disastrous financial situation that the country finds itself in. The Credit Crunch, housing crisis, rise in unemployment, governmental blunders, and poor forecasting and preparation for all of the above, have rendered Labour's position untenable, and voters will have to decide on a new leadership, but not before next May.

Until then, an interim government will be sworn in, and, in keeping for the unbelievably madcap antics of this Labour government, who better to succeed it than the ridiculous Barry and Paul?

Asked about his new role at the head of te country, Barry, the goofy-looking one, said:

"It's good, intit? Ey, I've got a vision for Britain - Chucklevision!"

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