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Topics: Racism, Immigration

Thursday, 18 September 2008

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Gherkins were smuggled into the UK amid jars of tasteless preserved veggies

Five Gherkin pickles managed to make their way into the infamously bland cuisine of the United Kingdom. Smuggled from Nepal, the spicy cukes are in the midst of a battle for their residency in the UK.

British immigration lawyer for the Vinegar Five has been arguing in the media and the courts that gherkin pickles may be the very thing that Englishmen need to spice up their diet: "How about a little diversity to make John Bull run?"

Anti- immigrant party leader, Brandme Bland told TheSpoof.com that green beings have no place in the all white UK: "It's not just the spice alone, the HMS John Bull has been all white, all the time and five greenies smuggled from Nepal or Palinville, Alaska have no place in our homo- genius society!"

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