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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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No,Sir, I am buying the last Sprouts. It just is not Christmas without them

A fight broke out in the Shepton Mallet supermarket, following an argument over the last of the Red Grapes within the store.

Peter Thin, and Sonia Wafer had their eyes on the last bunch of Red Grapes when Sonia saw the metaphorical red mist. She relates the story to us: 'I don't really know what happened to me. One minute I was stood there, as calm as could be, just doing the last minute shopping, when I saw that bunch of grapes, and I just had to have them. Unfortunately, the aptly named Mr Thin saw them at the same time as I did, and I punched him.

'Even if I do say so myself, it was a very good left hook. I was very pleased with that. I am very determined, like, when I want something, I just go for it, regardless of the consequences'

Ms Wafer has been named in 8 Divorce proceedings, and a number of Police issues from the past decade relate to her still. Mr Thin, a real life inspiration to Roger Hargreaves famous cartoon character was not available for a comment.

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