Gordon Brown was absolutely delighted today after succesfully running a p*** up in a brewery in London.
"I think this shows the doubters a thing or two" said a happy Prime Minister. "It has cost the nation some £12 million however the results speak for themselves."
The event was an MP only affair which due to a loophole was actually claimable on expenses even though no money actually passed hands.
"My next plan is to attempt to score in a brothel" said Gordon Brown now enthused with much enthusiam, "I've been researching this one for some time and I think I am now ready."