It was revealed today that the Labour Party are preparing to announce the leadership battle that has long been anticipated.
David Milliband and Gordon Brown will participate in jousting, crossbow target shooting and broad sword fighting to decide the direction the Labour Party will be taking.
It is currently unclear as to whether it will be a fight to the death or not.
A government insider said "It will be a best of three type of thing and we have booked the O2 arena to host the event."
In the party rules it does state 'if one person is two nil up, the other may slay his opponent to achieve victory'.