Written by Paul Deacon

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Topics: Cars

Thursday, 6 December 2001

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Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.

Duncan, 42, made the odd discovery after taking a Rover 214Gsi in part-exchange from a female customer. In the course of the routine valet he opened the glove compartment and found a pair of black leather gloves.

"Nigel is still pretty freaked out" said a close friend. "You just don't expect to find something like that in this day and age. Cassettes, sticky Polos, biros that don't work, pay-and display tickets for sure but not gloves".

A spokesman for the Motor Dealers Association told TheSpoof.com "This is a serious case. We have advised all our members to be extra vigilant from now on, particularly with regard to ash in the ashtrays".

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