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Friday, 12 September 2008

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Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits.

Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan Minister for Culture, Won Hun Glow, presented the starlet with a lovely new pair of Aegithalidae, or long-tailed tits.

They are small birds with a relatively long tail with typically dull grey or brown plumage, occasionally white or pinkish markings. They primarily eat insects and seeds, and have a small bill, unlike that which Emma Watson presents to the film studio when she completes a Harry potter film.

Emma said, in an uncompromisingly high, squeaky voice:

"I am thrilled with my new tits. I shall nurse them, stroke them and generally look after them well. It's so important for girls, if they get a pair of new tits, to look after them. I shall do my utomst to oil and water them regularly."

Daniel Radcliffe said: "I was so thrilled to be the first person to be asked for an opinion on Emma's new tits. I have to say they really are a fine pair, and I couldn't wait to get my hands on them.

"Emma let me hold one of her tits close to me and I have to say it was so incredibly smooth and soft. It really perked up when I stroked it."

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