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Saturday, 13 September 2008

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Stunt planes moments before the crash.

Emergency services were today stretched to the limit following a crash involving one of two stunt planes over Shropshire.

Visitors to the Shropshire summer festival and airshow were shocked when one of two bi-planes crashed in a nearby cemetery.

Local police officer Sergeant Hugh R. Nicked said "Although the plane was a single seater and the cemetery was closed we have so far uncovered over 300 dead bodies from the crash site, some of them were concealed in boxes buried underground and were completely decomposed."

One onlooker said "When the plane had crashed we were somewhat concerned however when we found out the pilot was French our hearts leapt with joy."

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