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Thursday, 11 September 2008

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Senators McCain's oven fried fish chips and peas.

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet.

"The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also working on a new line of roast potatoes."

A huge multi million dollar deal with the McDonalds group has ensured that his latest offering will reach over a billion people world wide and push his profile sky high.

Senator Obama's brand of personal Llama attack panic alert system known as 'Obama's Llama Ding Dong' has yet to make a worldwide impact.

"I think I must have underestimated the market in Llama alarms" said Barack "although I am following this product with Obama's Pyjama Llma Ding Dong for night time Lama attacks which are currently going unrecorded."

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