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Wednesday, 10 September 2008

image for Labor Lovin' Labor unions want Granny to Freeze This Winter!
Granny's fine...She's got sweaters!!

Left Wing yanks of the 60's chanted :" Burn, Baby, Burn" in their radiacal effort to give power to the people. The 21st century has British leftist torn between a governmental union windfall and a rebate that could help with rising home heating costs as winter comes to the British Isles.

Labor union activists in their quest for the windfall have begun chanting:" Freeze Granny Freeze!" Union shop steward, Cock Kneed-Ass told the spoof.laborpains that he thought the unions needed the pounds more than the Grannies:

"Every Granny I'd eva knowed had a pile of sweaters and blankies. Nobody in jolly ole England knows how to stay warm better than a granny. Labor unionists on the other hand are rather miserable at takin' good care of themselves...They's are the blokes that need the guv's bailout!"

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