The Worlds most wanted man Osama Bin Laden was revealed as being behind the global credit crunch.
Osama's tactic was to use many identities to get ridiculously huge mortgages across the planet then deliberatly defaulting.
A bedsit in the east end of London was discovered to be the centre of his operation.
A police raid uncovered over 50,000 different identities and a laptop pc he had used to obtain home loans from banks to purchase houses around the world.
A neighbour who did not wish to be identified said "He was a very quiet man who kept to himself."
Osama Bin Laden was also in receipt of Income Support as an asylum seeker.
A home office spokesman said "He claimed his life was in danger and that people were trying to kill him, I can honestly say he wasn't lying."
The home office have now added 'Are you or have you ever been a terrorist to their list of questions for people seeking asylum.
"I think that should prevent this ever happening again" said the spokesman.