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Saturday, 6 September 2008

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Old Fatty Mountbatten the inspiration behind the alien in the movie Species

London - (Ass Mess): Sixty eight years to the day when the British King, Queen and eldest daughter Princess Elizabeth all perished in a Luftwaffe raid on Buckingham Palace the omens for the stand-in IRA Puppet Monarch are grim.

Indeed, Sunday's National Threatened Species Day may have been inspired by the 1995 horror thriller movie Species in a tribute to Old Fatty Mountbatten's grim alien roots.

Hitler's daughter was born a dead ringer for Princess Elizabeth and became the official stand in after the fatal 1940 raid killed the royal family - with the exception of the ten year old Princess Margaret.

The wartime coalition government couldn't stomach making the surviving daughter of King George VI their monarch, a move which sowed a lifetime of bitter resentment for young Meg.

Her fate was to become inseminated by the doppelganger elder sister's paedo brother - the Hollywood actor Ronald Reagan. The son was born shortly after her 17th birthday and went on to become IRA fellater and Labour politician Peter Mandelson.

Other dramatis personae of the 1940 deception were traitor Anthony Blunt's mother Violet Freeman (the Old Queen Mother) - herself a hideous chimaera who mated with Hitler's Pope Pius XII and spawned George Bush Senior - real name Frank Geli.

As for the actor who took on the ID and role of the murdered King George VI - he was a Nazi sympathiser and dodgy appreciator of underage sex called Frank Williams.

September 7th was his birthday.

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