Written by Pointer
Print this

Saturday, 6 September 2008

image for Brown's Green Rakes in Greenbacks Despite Weak Dollar!
Brown in hot springs resort up to his waist in bubbles

PM Brown is rolling in Greenbacks despite weak dollar due to his being green. Kermit the Frog was the first to say that it ain't easy being green but British politicians have found a way to confound the frog once again!

Their green schemes have involved kickbacks and clandestine cash-ins that has Labor living like Kings. They have tilted with windmills and unlike the brave but loco Castilian have come away with a victorious pot o' gold! Solar energy projects have sent the pale bureaucrats to sunny beaches on all- inclusive food and beer bashes.

Geo-Thermal energy projects had Labor's servants bubbling in hot springs resorts with the rich and infamous. Brown and his more colourful ilk told the spoof.misappropriation that not only is it easy but it has proved quite profitable and pleasant being GREEN!!!

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 5?

7 15 10 16
38 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more