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Friday, 5 September 2008

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London - (IRA Mess): Twenty year-old gingernut fake princess Beatrice is to be stripped of all her pretensions of royalty and sent back to the IRA spawning pool that begat her, according to Palace sources.

The desperate royal wannabe's humunguos aspirations have recently escalated to a lavish three bed apartment in St James's Palace.

This has been based on the most spurious of claims that she needs 'digs' ahead of starting a student degree course fifteen miles away in the London Borough of Lewisham.

The Palace's owners said today that Beatrice, real-life grand-daughter of Jeremy Clarkson - can jolly well slum it in some ex-local authority hovel in Deptford High Street like all other Goldsmiths students.

Princess Eugenie is yet another Puppet Monarchy fake.

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