Karen Matthews, the mother of little schoolgirl Shannon, who went missing before being found under a bed, has been charged with being a drug-taking, pathetic, filthy, stinking, stoney-faced, ugly moron at her trial at Leeds Crown Court.
The 32-year-old, from Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, was also charged with kidnap and false imprisonment, and was told that her face looked like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
She made no comment other than to confirm her name.
Nine-year-old Shannon 'went missing' last February after a school swimming trip, and was found 24 days later at the home of her stepdad's 40-year-old uncle, Michael Donovan. She was hiding under a bed.
Donovan is also appearing at Leeds.
Shannon's 'stepdad' was Craig Meehan, either 22 or 23 - nobody really cares - a wretched fishmonger who abused little Shannon by, according to her grandmother, punching her in the stomach and sending her to bed without her tea, before police found a stash of child porn on his computer in March.
Karen Matthews denies all charges against her, but if anything on this planet Earth was ever cut-and-dried, this is it, and the ugly munter was remanded in custody until the Guilty verdict at her trial starting on 11 November.