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Wednesday, 3 September 2008

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Wannabee soft porn star Selina Scott is fighting for up to £1million in compensation from a softcore men's publications, claiming her pictures were rejected because she was too old.

Mrs Scott 76, says she has been sending pictures of herself in the buff for over five years but so far the soft porn magazine Rizzle has refused every one.

Now she is taking the publishing company to an employment tribunal, claiming age discrimination. Legal experts say that the organisation could have to find close to £900,000 to settle out of court.

Selina, a retired wet nurse from Chorlton-Cum-Hardy in Lancashire told our reporter that the lack of interest was beginning to affect her self esteem: "There is only a certain amount of rejection a lady of my age can take. I have tried numerous different poses and various outfits but they always seem to get sent back. Last week I was on all fours outside the new Wembley stadium in a specially adapted England kit. The photographer recommended that I performed a sex act on the bronze statue of Bobby Moore outside the ground. My husband got such a shock when he came out of the game. He was with a few of his old RAF colleagues and pretended not to see me. I really did get annoyed, after all he was the one that suggested I got myself a little part time job when I retired".

Last night top employment lawyer Jonathan Mansfield said: "Selina has to prove that Rizzle magazine is rejecting her pictures because of her age. Without concrete evidence the judge could decide in favour of the publishers as it is the editor that has to decide what will sell and what will not. I have seen the images of Mrs Scott and to be honest they wouldn't get me having a quick one off the Oliver"

As our reporter left, Selina was preparing for yet another photo shoot this time dressed up as a dinner lady. It would be inappropriate on a family news site to inform readers what she was doing with the mashed potato scoop. Suffice to say if you have a child at St Anne's RC Primary School in Ancoats, Manchester, I would go for the packed lunch option for a few weeks.

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