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Saturday, 30 August 2008

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Palin fooled the state of Alaska for years and years and John McCain too!

Every Monty Python lover across the globe got a kick out of the cross dressing and falsettoed comic antics of the all male troop of British absurdists.No one including fellow Pyton vets like John Cleese and Terry Gilliam knew that Michael Palin had managed to live a double life as an Alaskan village chieftain and then the Governor of the tundra, all the while in drag!

Palin's consummate spoof came as he seduced present POW and former Republican candidate John McCain into choosing him/her as his VP running mate.Palin carried off the flim-flam as a Christian Conservative wife and mother for years now. He told the spoof.XD that the infrequency of sex in a fundie marriage helped him keep his cover.

When McCain learned that his beauty queen VP candie was really an older British male, he refused to admit error. " I told you my choice had a lifetime of foreign experience and the balls to do the job!"

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