Written by Riaz Ali
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Topics: Cardiff, Bandits

Friday, 9 November 2001

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The Masked Bandit of Cardiff, known locally as 'The Masked Bandit of Cardiff' and nationally as 'The Masked Bandit of Cardiff' yesterday struck out at people who tease ants by laying a trail of lemon curd from their nest to a flaming pit of tar.

"It's awful," said the Masked Bandit. "It should be stopped."

I was convinced and if you are too, please write to -

Stop Ants Falling Into Flaming Pits Of Tar By NOT Laying False Trails Of Lemon Curd
P.O.Box
3454556656
Ipswich
London
SW3 898

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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