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Tuesday, 26 August 2008

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Kinnock will be cribbing for the BO/JoeBi dreamticket

Denver, Colorado Beetle - (Up Yer Arse Mess): Former UK Labour Party gingernut tosser Neil Kinnock has been hired by US presidential wannabes Barrack Obama and Joe Biden to plagiarise for them ahead of their November 2008 dreamticket campaign.

Kinnock, 69, will be on the scriptwriters' cribbing panel after impressing Biden with a presicent display of political foreknowledge in his 1987 address to the Welsh Labour Party.

In it he predicted that one day "a man of immense talent, ability and charisma" will Veep for a lightweight, non-entity, stuffed shirt senator from Illinois.

Spookily enough, Joe Biden parroted the same crap in the US a few months after the Kinnock address.

"The man's a seer, a visionary and an underexploited genius!" a spokesman for the BO/JoeBi dreamticket team said today.

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