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Topics: Flying

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Cheapskate airline, Ryan NO Air deprived 168 passengers of oxygen today.

The flight plunged to 8,000ft AND because passengers hadn't paid an oxygen supplement Ryan Scare boss; Paddy O'Sleasy ordered crew to cut the emergency air supply.

A spokesperson for O'Sleasy said "every aspect of our operation is a profit centre, we can't just give away air for free!"

Scores of passengers thought they were about to die as the contraption plumetted towards terra firma at an alarming speed - the consequent depressurisation of the joke plane's cabin nearly choked all on board.

One breathless passenger said: "This is the last time I fly with this airline. It's just been one bad experience after another. Last summer one of the stewardesses had to fly the plane as apparently we hadn't paid the pilot supplement!"

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