The worlds first feline teacher has been sacked from her job at a top University after certain people found there was no way she could in any way be a teacher.
It is rumoured that Baby Mutton, 10, was sacked is not because she is not human, but that she had an intimate relationship with three members of the popular 90's pop group Steps.
When questioned, her lawyer simply stated. "There is no true to the allegations at all. It is all simply an excuse to get rid of someone who has little or defence. And besides, the band she got with was The Smiths."
Morrisey, who now owns a succesful cat food factory in Milton Keynes was unavailable for comment as he was promoting the new version of Cats and Dogs starring Will Mellor, Zac Efron and Cher.
The legal team representing Baby Mutton will be presenting their case to the Crown Court this week. The members of The Smiths and Steps will also be prosecuting providing that the trains run on time, the buses show up and Gordon Brown makes an appearance on The Sooty Show.
In other words, she'll walk it easily.