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Friday, 22 August 2008

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Looks like his old pal 'Bushie' may be putting in a bid

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Sordid ex-glamrock sex offender Gary Glitter's signature on the UK's Register of Seriously Deranged Wackos has been offered up for auction for £1 million.

"This is a classic autograph collector's item," the auction site's spokesman said today, "and compares favorably with Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's police confession signature.

"We feel sure this booming sector of the paedo nostalgia market will jump at the chance to bag this lot."

Glitter is said to be strapped for cash after lawyers' bills and foreign airport congestion charges swallowed up his remaining dosh.

Michael Jackson has offer4ed to sing at aLondon benefit gig to help raise the 69 year-old's profile.

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