Tony Blair Could Be Potential Songwriter
British PM Tony Blair has unintentionally revealed his hidden desire to become a songwriter after he was heard loudly singing around his home, Number 10 in Downing Street.
The British PM seems to be competing for Army Morale Raiser after he was heard singing fractions of a made up song. Further investigations by our inside investigator, Cherie Blair, who wishes to remain unnamed found the entire first verse of her husband's newest song.
The first verse (to the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it') goes like this:
'When the Army's getting bored then bomb Iraq,
When the Army's getting bored then give them crack,
When they want to get stoned,
And they want to be alone,
When the Army's getting bored then bomb Iraq'