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Thursday, 21 August 2008

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The X Factor comes back to kill us all soon.

The news came in today that the man sent from hell Simon Cowell and his arch rival Louis Walsh will perform on the first episode of the X Factor.

The news came as a shock to most people as part of Walsh's new contract meant he had to audition before he could judge.

The catch was he had to choose one person to do it with. He chose Cowell.

They will be performing Suspicious Minds originally by the megastar Elvis Presley.

When we interviewed Walsh about the circumstances he admitted he was rather looking forward to it.

Will they be successful? Only the voting public will know ... probably not them.

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