Fallen rock star, Gary Glitter, currently in Thailand, has been told that he will be refused entry in any Country for the foreseeable future. Sadly, he is automatically guaranteed to get into the UK, as he was born here.
Happily, he's refusing to come here, preferring instead to remain in Limbo, a small country just outside Thailand.
Glitter has stated that he is "disappointed" that he will no longer be allowed entry in any Country other than his own, but has at least dropped the charade that he is helping the economy of foreign countries by paying for entry.
Limbo has agreed to keep Glitter until his fate is decided.
As he's not welcome anywhere on the planet he may be fired into outer space. Alternately, he may suffer further timely ill health and save us having to make a decision at all. However, the most likely outcome will be that Glitter will be inserted back into the UK by force, where the press will discover his secret location in 3 seconds and hound him mercilessly.
Currently Glitter is trying not to draw attention to himself by feigning heart problems, refusing to get on planes and hopping from Country to Country escorted by the Worlds press.
Meanwhile the Metropolitan Police have revealed that he is top of their Most Unwanted List.