The usual late summer comment that A Levels are getting easier has been overturned it was revealed today. The comment that thousands of teenagers only have to turn up to get an A star at A Level has been dispelled by suggestions that they are getting harder.
'There is no doubt they are getting harder' claimed Professor Arsewipe from the 'A Levels Are Getting Harder Institute. 'This is disappointing because anyone who has relied on these comments in the past have been able to set their watch by them and have known it was August the something'
'It looks like they are going to wear a watch or hang a calendar up in the house' he continued.
Statistics revealed that no-one got an A Level in Stoke and that only three people got a D grade in political science in Westminster.
Education Minister Ed Balls was said yesterday to be stratching his bollocks wondering what went wrong.