London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Royal Archives have revealed that the whinging gargoyle-faced tosspot impostor impersonating the Prince of Wales is none other than serial molestor George Hillman, son of Raine, ex-Countess Spencer and former KGB/Mossad double agent Robert Maxwell RIP.
The horrible revelations are hardly news in Whitehall, of course, where the dastardly freak has been an accomplished blackmailing scumbag for over 30 years, bankrolled by descendants of Hitler's Pope 1 & 2.
This weekend the Pretender to the IRA Puppet Throne is sitting pretty in Ballybollx Castle on the Isle of Skye where he has direct digotal access to all the military codes needed to nuke Buckingham Palace sky-high in the event of a much-promised crackdown by the RUC's Sir Hugh Orde.
Kate Middleton is his daughter by Real IRA accomplice Lady Sarah McCrockodale, successful impersonator of Lady Diana Spencer's older sister.
Watch this space.