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Topics: Teachers, Disabled

Sunday, 17 August 2008

Against all odds 'Nipple Chin' (a man with no arms or legs, a nipple on his chin and a hand in the middle of his chest) has become a drama teacher.

Although he is mute 'Nipple Chin' has expressed delight in becoming a teacher at St. Frankenstein's secondary school. Gillian Gummage (Head of the school) said she was delighted to accept a disabled man as a teacher "here at St. Frankenstein's we offer equal opportunities for teachers and pupils alike."

Poor Mr. Chin lost his arms and legs when he got his arm stuck beyond rescue in a drinks machine, determined to get a free drink he reached up inside another near-by machine with his free arm only to get that stuck as well. In desperation he stuck both his legs into another two machines and got those stuck as-well.

'Nipple Chin' became a minor celebrity when he was wrongly accused of theft in 2004 after a jealous ex-boyfriend of his then current wife hid sachets of McDonalds ketchup, straws and soap (from the toilets) in Mr. Chins sports satchel. 'Nipple Chin' was unable to explain to security that he hadn't stolen anything as he tried to skateboard out of the shopping centre and was arrested for theft.

Pleased to put the past behind him 'Nipple Chin' will start teaching Drama as soon as the school is equipped to cater for a man with his disabilities. if your wondering how a man with no arms or legs and a hand in the middle of his chest will get to his teaching room, Mr. Chin will either be lowered into his Drama room from the ceiling or will skateboard though the doors.

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