London - (StupidLittlePosturingWindbagMess): Just hours ahead of his Downing Street photo-op meeting with UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown tomorrow US presidential wannabe Barack Obama's tarot cards predict hell.
"Brown's karma has run over his dogma," a UK Hellfire Club seer warned today.
"Everything he touches turns to crap. Including the daftass tosser from Illinois who's about to suffer a career prang of cosmic proportions," the prescient augur added.
"The tarot cards of No 16 the Twin Towers, the 9 of swords and No 11 Justice: these are all Obama's numbers. We say the game is up for this monstrous dissembling little shite."
Obama however is oblivious to these prognostications and is set to stride confidently into the seat of British power this weekend.
He has honed up his newly perfected presidential swagger and strutted his stuff on the world stage.
And now for the big one. London. Home of Majesty! And the Holy Grail!
Lordy Lord. What ever could these febrile psychic rants really mean?
Saturday 26 July will be pivotal.