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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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A Tube Of Glue Yesterday

News from Number 10 where it was claimed that Dan Glass, a protestor of something or other attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown.

A Downing Street spokesman stated-'it is reported that the sticky substances was glue. We can confirm that it was semen from Mrs Thatcher who wishes to impregnate Broon to ensure that her legacy of Thatcherism continues long after her state funeral'

This is not the first time such an incident has happened. It is claimed that the so-called Fathers for Justice condom attack against Tony Blair contained spores again from said Thatcher in the effort to make her 1000 year reich perpetuate.

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