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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

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The Caped Crusader of domestic violence

Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.

Film star psychologists are already speculating about the possible causes of why a child star grown great would pop his mater and sis. Movie Bowels, the paramount shrink to the stars offered an explanation: "Bale needs bail because he still has not resolved his oedipal complex. If only he could play Sophocles' swollen footed darling, maybe he could move on from his familial fixation with violence and incest."

21st century foxy studio head shrinker, I.M. Pacted disagreed totally: "I totally disagree! Who doesn't want to pop their Pop, their Mom, sis and fraters...never mind cousins, uncles ,aunts and all the other blood sucking relative that crawl out of the wood work once you make a little bit of dough?! Bail out Bale and tell the greedy relatives to pack sand!"

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