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Monday, 21 July 2008

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A mystical code has been found in all of the Queen's Christmas speeches she has ever done since her instalment as Queen 5000 years ago. The Queen's sppech has been a popular highlight of the yuletide festivities watched by millions all waiting for Indiana Jones or Mary Poppins to come on the TV.

Codebreakers announced today that the code reveals some interesting observations and provides an insight into the Queen's psyche.

Hidden statements have been revealed such as 'The great unwashed can't get enough of this royalty thing-losers' and 'my god Prince Edward -what is that all about-fuckwitt'

The popularity of hidden codes have been the subject of many bestselling books in latter years. The codes hidden in the bible predicted a nuclear holocaust in Israel in 2006, that all schoolchildren in England will be flying to school by helicopter by 1975 and that Hull would be promoted to the premiership.

A royal spokesman stated that while the veracity of the code was open to debate, he neither confirmed or denied that the winner of the 3:15 at Newmarket next week had been revealed.

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