It was revealed last night that Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently soiled his pants at Prime Minister's Question Time. This is the first recorded incident of any PM having trouser problems himself since the famous Disraeli piss stain incident during the 19th century.
A spokesman stated 'It is understood that Gordon shit himself but did a wonder job in concealing the fact until he had the chance to nip to Number 10 to change his kecks'.
Tories were less than complimentary. A Tory last night suggested 'The idea of the head of the government shitting himself is unbelievable, we hope that this shows the electorate that they can no longer put their trust in a man who loses control of his bowels so easily, I would not mind but the incident occured while he was answering an innocuous question about lamposts from one of his colleagues constituencies'.
The incident remains in the parliamentary record Hansard becuse no-one can get the shit stain off the paper.