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Friday, 11 July 2008

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Opus Dei toerag David Cameron is George Bush Sr's grandson

London - (Hideous Mess): Thatcher puppet David Cameron's political career is all but over after former undercover SAS officer David Davis nailed his civil liberties colours with a thundering 17,000+ vote by-election win.

Davis said today he thought Cameron is a "brave and courageous" man to brazen out his fetid DNA that disguises that he is the spawn of Tony Blair and an IRA terrorist daughter of George Bush Senior.

Cameron has always been very gung-ho about concealing his organised crime career highs that include the covert proliferation of the scandalous homes for votes saga perpetrated by Margaret Thatcher and Dame Shirley Rotter.

This gave away over 100 central London properties stolen by the Brinks-Matt gang to assorted IRA thugs, child molestors and Opus Dei drug traffickers.

Viscount Astor is a prime 9/11 suspect.

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