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Wednesday, 9 July 2008

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Even superheroes get caught short now and again

Fathers 4 Justice campaigners dressed as comic book superheroes are staging a a second rooftop protest at the home of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman, Scotland Yard said today.

It is the second time in little over a month that the group has scaled Harman's south London home. Campaigners now plan to stage a third protest protest on Harman's house to demand that she installs a rooftop toilet

Batman complained: 'I've been up here 6 hours so far and dying for a pee, its so inconsiderate that there is not a restroom up here.

'Robin is not so shy and went in the guttering as the TV cameras zoomed in - He is always trying to hog the limelight from me. He had a curry last night and is now threatening to sit on the chimney pot next'

It is understood that Mrs Harman has already submitted a claim via her 'John' Lewis list to cover the expense for an outdoor toilet.

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