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Tuesday, 8 July 2008

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London - (Squalid Mess): Sinister self-flagellation nutters' club Opus Dei has its ass in a sling again.

Its top Nazi cheerleader Max Mosley has been caught with his panzers down harassing Victoria Cross recipients who wanted anonymity about their valor.

Up to half a dozen of the prestigeous bravery medal winners are now filing charges after a five year sting op.

This tracked down the squalid Nazi-fellating pervert who was outed in 2007 peddling forged VC medals to George W Bush's UK bagman Lord Asscroft.

Asscroft, 69, is majority shareholder in the Belize Crack Cocaine Bank that lent the Labour Party £25 million to win the 2005 election.

The ex-Tory Party treasurer was recently caught crowing in public about owning the world's biggest collection of VCs.

But 99% of his spoils of war are cheap fools-gold fakes forged by renegade ex-KGB pimps at a secret Mossad safe house located inside the Saudi Embassy in Lahore, India.

Mosley is currently suing a UK weekend tabloid for half a million quid for injured feelings about a Nazi sex romp at his Pratts Bottom dungeon.

He stands to lose a fortune in legal fees if his lawsuit bombs.

Online spread-yer-legs betting site Aintgottaprayer.con gives him a 33/1 chance of schmoozing the libel jury into compensating his pathetic rant.

Ex-London Miss Whiplash Cynthia Payne said today:

"Effing tosser. Should have come to me instead."

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