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Wednesday, 19 May 2004

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'The Unmagnificent Seven' pictured in a dark gloomy cell yesterday

In light of the coalition of the willing's extended War on Terror, a further alleged regime sympathiser fugitive 'Piers Morgan' has joined Saddam Hussein and his other 5 henchmen as captives.

The well known dissenter who was formerly part of the governments most wanted list was wanted for the parts he played along with others in trying to undermine the coalition in support of keeping the former brutal regime alive and in power.

A government spokesperson who wished to be known only as 'spokesperson A' 'under the source protection act' said "This is a great day for not only the majority of Iraqis but for people from all walks of life who want to live in safe free society"

He went on to say, "These people will no longer be able to abuse their positions in the media to tout their selfish complacent ill-informed dribble"

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