London - (Fetid Mess): The South African con artist and Nelson Mandela lookalike who won Bill Clinton's highest accolade for continuous mass deception of Global Piss Process luminaries has arrived in London for a fated hubris-driven ego bingeout celebrating his so-called '90th birthday.'
Clinton, 69, has been the main driving force behind the outrageous Mandela deception after a shamelesss deal was struck back in his 1992 White House election campaign to protect public figure clones and Opus Dei apologists around the world.
The real Nelson Mandela had been killed in a violent drunken frenzy by his Missus Winnie shortly after being released from a South African jail in 1990 after 27 years behind bars.
He was switfy replaced by pals of UK Prime Monster Margaret Thachter's Opus Dei creditors who did a deal to save Winnie Mandela from the gibbet.
Thus the impostor began a star studded life of public deception and self-aggrandizement of stratospheric proportions.
Enter Bill Clinton, Governor of Arkansas and desperate wannabe US commander-in-chief.
Seizing the opportunity to promote 'a token black cheerleader' on the world was one of the smarter things conjured up on his behalf by 9/11 classified document-shredder and former national security adviser Sandy Berger.
The move also conveniently erased key issues involved in the Vincenzo Fosterini 'suicide' investigation which had seen NATO military intelligence charge Clinton with being the convicted sex offender son of one the UK's biggest liars Sir Terence Con Artist and the Hellfire Club's Puppet Monarch.
Clinton and Mandela will be in London this week celebrating their success in the outrageous public stunt that has so impressed other political egomaniacs like France's Nickerless Teacosy.
Amy Winehouse is sick as a dog.