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Monday, 23 June 2008

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Children's story thief JK Rowling has a cameo role in the fresco

Rome - (Satanic Mess): Renowned sixteenth century Renaissance painter Micheldiabolo hid a secret code in the Pisstine Chapel murals predicting the rise of Hitler's Pope Pius XII according to a new book.

Noted art hysterian Dr Banksi Botchjob's new tome says the premier Hellfire Club temple's massive 14,000 sq ft ceiling contains shapes and patterns just like a swastika in bed with the pontifical keys to the Vatican.

Looking on is Violet Freeman, the woman who took on the ID and persona of Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother when King George VI, his wife and eldest daughter perished in a Luftwaffe bombing raid on London in 1940.

Her brother, UK traitor Sir Anthony Blunt, is seen grooming his eldest son to become the first ever Labour Prime Monster to serve a ten year term in orifice.

The latter is depicted performing an act of obeisance upon the fetid manhood of his uterine brother, the George W Bush tribute artiste who was paid $100,000 to assassinate President John F Kennedy.

Nearby in the fesco in a Hellfire Club cuckoo nest is Hitler's actual daughter who replaced Princess Elizabeth to become the IRA's very own Puppet Monarch Queen Elizabeth II.

And the court minstrel performing a demonic lullaby to the entire fetid Opus Dei ensemble looks suspiciously like Paul McCartney, pop music's biggest lyric thief and self-appointed icon to the gullible masses.

Heather Mills is 69.

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