Written by matwil
Print this
Topics: Scotland

Sunday, 22 June 2008

image for Scottish citizens re-named as 'residents'
Scottish children awaiting their next victims

In a surprise move today, 5 million Scots were changed from being 'citizens' to 'residents'.

Speaking from his cave near Stirling, Robert 'the Bruce' Bruce said: 'Scotland is a sovereign nation, as is England, I wish idiots would stop speaking about it as if it's a region or something. It's like talking about English residents, or German ones - not much difference between those 2, haha.'

And SNP First Minister, Alex Salmond, also said: 'I dunno who writes this tripe, they must be American or something, or more likely English, don't they have history books there?'

The United Kingdom has existed for over 400 years, and is made up of 5 peoples - English, Scots, Welsh, Northern Irish, and Cornish - oh, and Scousers make it 6 - but cheap jibes from the school playground are what really makes good satire.

Aldous Huxley is 94 tomorrow.

Make matwil's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

8 5 2 4
50 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more