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Topics: Aliens, UFO, Cardiff

Friday, 20 June 2008

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Police have reported that they are investigating a suspected UFO which was sighted in the sky over Cardiff.

Chief Inspector Dai Jones of Wales CID said that he and his team were taking this investigation seriously "At last we can stop dealing with old farmers who have started fancying their flock and do some real police work".

The witness to the incident, a Mr Dai Evans described what he saw "It was huge. It had two things either side like....like..... wings. And a tail. And windows. And it flew through the air. Bloody amazing it was."

Experts are divided as to why alien life forms would visit Cardiff. Some say that Welsh Druids may once have been in contact with aliens. Others think that the druids were only in touch with people from Neath.

Whatever, the inhabitants of Cardiff are concerned that they could be the first victims in an inter galactic war. The government does not think the aliens will be foolish enough to land. "Would you?" asked a government spokesman.

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