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Thursday, 19 June 2008

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Alex, please leave the house

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta, or gangster.

De-Gale, who often felt violated during her time on the show, warned Mohamad that he was being a bad Muslim by cross-dressing and enjoying himself, and told albino Darnell that he was an embarrassment to the Black Race for allowing himself to be white.

Big Brother called Alex into the Diary Room and informed her that BB takes a dim view of intimidation - even if it can be backed up with a gangland killing or two - and asked her to leave the house, which she did after a torrent of abuse and threats.

De-Gale told the voice of Big Brother that:

  1. She don't f'get easily,
  2. She ain't never bin frone arta nowhere,
  3. Big Bruva is gonna get taken care of, na mean?
  4. She gonna poppa cap in yo ass, and
  5. Don't disrespect me, y' disrespectful disrespecter

Then, two burly security operatives threw her black ass out onto the BB car park, where there were no gangsters with AK47s waiting to whisk her away to her Yard.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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