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Saturday, 14 June 2008

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"The entire Blues & Royals regiment on secondment to Afghanistan"

Whorse Guards Parade, London - (Spotty Ass Mess): Up and coming Hellfire Club tribute artiste Princess Eugenie has celebrated the Queen's Official Birthday Suit Parade with a naked split beaver fly-past photo-montage opportunity.

The 18 year-old little minx apparently climbed into an RAF Nimrod with some school pals after they'd worked their way through a dozen cases of Stolichnaya in the Officers' Mess Room the previous night.

As the fly-past took off Eugenie disrobed and persuaded the whorse racing editor of Royal Halo! magazine (who just happened to have settled the barracks bar bill) to invest in a six-figure off-the-cuff ad-hoc alfresco four-colour centerfold spread as the plane soared high above Whitehall and Buckingham Palace.

However the impromptu naked photo-op was no Brownie 127 affair and was readily captured on high resolution cell phone.

"That's where it all began to unravel somewhat," London correspondent of LA FagHagSlagMag Dave Airbrush said today.

"Instead of sending the saucy pics of Princess Starkers straddling the cockpit - in a variation of a tantric yoga side-saddle position - straight to the Royal Halo! editorial desk the chap accidentally pressed the wrong button.

"A few seconds later the images somehow found their way to everybody in the young lady's phone book.

"This includes the entire Blues & Royals regiment on secondment to Afghanistan, all the Household Cavalry, the London Diplomatic Corps, senior Buckingham Palace courtiers and off course her officially appointed Grandma Old Fatty Mountbatten."

Reports from Kabulshit say the gesture was appreciated by Our Boys Out There who shared the snaps enthusiastically with locals after some wag decided to pass them on to Afghan TV evening news where they brightened up a Taleban three day fast during National Matrimonial Abstinence Week.

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