After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.
Leader of the BNP Mr Ray Cyst said to the spoof "I believe the 42 day limit of being detained without charge should be abolished, in favour of a peaceful arbitration and mediation session with the party concerned to resolve there fundamental differences with the British way of life, this will encourage a more secure Britain" Shocked at this sudden change of stance by the BNP I enquired why they had changed there mind on the whole 'make Britain white only' stance.
Mr Cyst replied "you have me all wrong, that was flowery political talk" he said. "It really means kick them into unconsciousness then throw them on the first plane out of the country"
Intrigued I asked Mr Cyst how the terminology came to be phrased like it was "ah well that's easy, to get something police state style introduced you just have to make it sound like it would be the voters best interest and use words like 'secure' and 'peaceful' and you can get any old crap past the British public"
"I mean using ID cards with your race on them and with a 'no evidence needed' 42 day internment it was all I could do not to wet my pants on the prospect that we ever came to power we could do a better job of ethnic cleansing now with modern methods than Hitler ever could"