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Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Rabid Bush-fellater Gorgon Brown at work today

London - (Ass Mess): "They're all psychotic IRA nutters," a top security/intelligence source said today about the Prime Monster's delusional attempts for 42 day internment without trial.

The crucial Commons vote takes place on Wednesday nearly one year after a similar proposal by Tony Blair was laughed out of the House as the madcap rantings of an sick and evil psychopath.

"Home Secretary Jackie Smith's backing for the solution to waning support for the Bush-Fellating New Labour Party has r-a-b-i-d- n-u-t-t-e-r written all over it," MI5 CEI Jonathan Evans commented today.

"Soon as Old Fatty Mountbatten's in Slough Crem all this lot's going straight to HMP Belmarsh," Evans added, "and that's a promise."

Prince Charles is Osama's half-brother.

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