Written by tishtosh
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Topics: Scotland, War, England

Sunday, 8 June 2008

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Scoland prepares for War

England has tonight officially declared war on Scotland. Her "Old Foe" has responded by closing the borders.

Englands Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, said tonight " Scotland continues to ignore Parliament and refuses to conform to the will of England. As such, i have the grave task of informing my people, that we are now officially at war with Scotland.

I would ask all Englishmen to take up arms as we march into Scotland to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

Today is a great day for England, tomorrow will be even greater as we will reclaim India, Australia and America!

The time is right for England to rebuild the British Empire, the greatest Empire of all time!"

America has condemned the declaration although it is understood she will accept the declaration if Perthshire is gifted to her as an extra state and India is shared equally between the two countries.

Scotland is asking for calm amongst her citizens. Looting and rioting was reported in Glasgow so things do seem to running as normal for now.

The armed forces are on full alert and preparing for the invasion.

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