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Tuesday, 3 June 2008

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Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.

The red-headed beauty along with her younger sister, Princess Eugenie are arranging a surprise 50th birthday party for their mother in Hull Working Men's Club, later this year.

The Princess told In Seine News;

"Following recent remarks about my size, I have decided to use the media and beat them at their own game. Following Fern Britton's confession of using a gastric band to help her, it is only a matter of time before attention will point to me! So I will give a group of lads who will be doing the entertainment at the party some free publicity."

"I met them when I was taking my A levels at college and thought they were wicked so I asked if they would do a gig for me and to my delight they said "yes". So basically we've got the venue, the entertainment and the drinks sorted. Genie is going to print the invitations on her new laptop and we're both going to do the cooking - it's all systems go! Ya?" She said, waving a cake cookery book.

Their father, Prince Andrew, Duke of York will be attending as will the 'Ginger Ninja', Prince Harry and Sub-Lieutenant/2nd Lieutenant/Flying Officer Wales when he gets back from hs Caribbean tour of duty.

Princess Bea joked;

"I wonder if he'll confiscate that bikini - I gave it to one of the natives, Ya"

Oh, I almost forgot… the name of the group:

The Gastric Band of course!

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