Gordon Brown, the British Prime Minister, is being investigated by MI5 following allegations that he has been exposing himself throughout the corridors of the House of Commons.
The Prime Minister is understood to be under a lot of pressure due to his parties recent disappointing results in the polls. An insider said "Gordon has been patrolling the darkest recesses of the Commons, exposing his more than adequate manhood to unsuspecting female MPs who happen to walk by."
The PM allegedly then disappears into the dark hallways whilst shouting "I'm the daddy!" and "now that what I call a sausage".
Gordon Brown has been taken to Scotland Yard where he can be held for up to 42 days without charge.
If found guilty he could be sentenced to up to 5 years in prison.
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