Famed perjuror Jeffrey Archer has put the cat amongst the Pigeons, by claiming that he was Cherie Blair throughout the times when we all believed him to be in prison.
The scandalous remarks comes just as Mrs Blair, famed for her work as a Barrister, and as the face of 10 Downing Street has launched her autobiography.
Archer, who's work has often revealed a tentative grasp of reality and the English Language claims that he often took on the role of Cherie, just to pass the time between sloping out, and penning his own memoirs whilst at her Majesty's pleasure.
A spokesman for the writer (sic) told us: 'It is true. Well, it is true, in that Lord Archer believes it to be true. He was Cherie Blair for a while. He claims it to be the gospel, though, because he claims to know what Mrs Blair felt at certain times, and where she was at certain times. It is just unfortunate that now everybody knows this information as well. It is all in her Autobiography. He even claims to have Humphrey the Cat. That bit may be true, but we actually feel it is the Lord's way of cashing in on some-one else's work. Let's face it, it is nothing that he has not done before, and it is something he will do again'
Lord Archer was not available for comment.